Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

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Midweek-Green Porno Name

September 22, 2009
Isabella Rossellini in Green Porno

Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno name is Randi Redhind!

Even porn is going green. Several weeks ago, we featured Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno from the Sundance Channel. These entertaining short films put an unconventional twist on the reproductive lives of marine animals–educationally accurate and ridiculously hilarious, Isabella Rossellini makes dragonfly and barnacle sex seem steamy.

They have added a new feature to their website: Get Your Green Porno Name.

“Ms. Thorax” and “Butterfly Angelwing” remind you to post your name here!

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Midweek Condom Video

August 24, 2009

Consensual Text is featured on Twitter and on Facebook .  Fan and follow us for info on a range of topics pertaining to sex and sexual health!

It is a bit hard for me to reconcile that this is the country that brought us something as sultry and hot as the Kama Sutra.  That said, anyone who can pull off a 6 minute video with four men singing in pastel colored condom suits and extensive choreography deserves some credit.

“I am the condom friend ever useful to you,” does have a certain ring to it.

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Midweek “Weeds” Break

August 10, 2009

A wonderful vignette,  from Showtime’s “Weeds,” Season 5, courtesy of our colleagues at Planned Parenthood of NYC.  Alannis Morissette stars as an unflappable ob/gyn and Andy (Justin Kirk) is as charming as ever, jumping protestor lines to get himself a date.  Click on Alannis to view 2 minutes of “Laugh with the Sinners”

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Midweek “Ladyproducts of the Future”

July 22, 2009

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Enjoy this review of futuristic “ladyproducts” by Amanda Schaffer of DoubleX, featuring, discussing, and rating six products ranging from the vibrators above, to “smart Bras”, that can sense a possible abnormal growth in the breast.  Pleasure, pms, breast cancer and a bunch of other technology seems to be in the works. Don’t miss the girly gadget slide show!

Anyone rushing out to look for these products on the shelves?  What “ladyproduct” would you like to see”?

Consensual Text is featured on Twitter, along with other information relating to a range of topics.

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Midweek Congratulations

May 28, 2009

It appears the Midwest Teen Sex Show has been picked up by Comedy Central!

Will honest, informative and hilarious sex information be available on prime time? Perhaps even be mainstream?

One can only hope.

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Midweek-Just Say (Don’t) Know!

May 12, 2009

Who doesn’t love a good sex ed spoof (courtesy of Texas Freedom Network Education Fund – Just Say Don’t Know: Sexuality Education in Texas Public Schools)?

What kind of sex education did(n’t) you get?

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Goddess has Penile Thoughts

April 28, 2009

Due to warmer weather and general spring fever, the Goddess briefly became unhinged: in Week 34, she actually advised gentlemen to wrap their member in plastic wrap.

While this may be a heap of fun, it is not advisable from a sexual health perspective.  So, ladies and gentlemen, please wrap your favorite penises in plastic wrap as you wish, but note that this practice is a definite “no-no” if you are looking to prevent STIs (sexually transmitted infections) or pregnancy.

Sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy can ensue.  What was she thinking?

Sincerely,

Goddess Management