Posts Tagged ‘Green Porno’

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Midweek-Green Porno Name

September 22, 2009
Isabella Rossellini in Green Porno

Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno name is Randi Redhind!

Even porn is going green. Several weeks ago, we featured Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno from the Sundance Channel. These entertaining short films put an unconventional twist on the reproductive lives of marine animals–educationally accurate and ridiculously hilarious, Isabella Rossellini makes dragonfly and barnacle sex seem steamy.

They have added a new feature to their website: Get Your Green Porno Name.

“Ms. Thorax” and “Butterfly Angelwing” remind you to post your name here!

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Midweek–Porn. That’s right.

June 8, 2009

Sexy, hot and steamy limpet, firefly, bee, dragonfly, barnacle, fly, earthworm, snail and spider sex.

This is Sundance Documentary porn from Isabella Rossellini’s acclaimed Green Porno series. She walks through a sculpture garden made of 8 foot tall paper penises, talks about how special her eggs are, winks seductively and occasionally grabs her crouch, in the classy way only Rossellini can get away with.

Less arousing, more relaxing and humorously sophisticated, but thoroughly enjoyable!  About as far as you can get from Blue Velvet!
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